Zubaida Apa SMS - Kisi k pas zubaida aapa ka number hai

Kisi k pas zubaida aapa ka number hai..?

Mujhe puchna tha k tooth paste ziada nikal aye to wapis tube mein kesy jaye ga.

(WASI)

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Zubaida APA SMS - Jab koi Larki Ghar se Bhag kr Shadi!!

Jab koi Larki Ghar se Bhag kr Shadi
karny ki Dhamki dy to

Us k Ghar walo ko chahye k

Uski Tind kr den..

5 Maheny tak Bhagny ka name nahi ley Gi.
OR
Agr Uska
Boy friend dakh ly ga to wo khud hi Bhag
jaye Ga.

ZuBIDA AAPA K LOVE MERRIAGE CONTROL TOTKEY...

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Zubaida APA SMS - Walidain k kehne pe!

Walidain k kehne pe
agr jawan beta Namaz
nhi prhta to muhaly
ki kise khubsurat
larki sy kahein k wo
use namaz parhny ka
kahein

Zubaida apa k islami
totky.

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Zubaida APA SMS - Maine kaha m0hbt me kuch ß kr skta hun faraz!1

Maine kaha m0hbt me kuch ß kr skta hun faraz

Usne kaha 1 anday k 2 Omlet t0 bna kr dikha0,

(,”)/’ hut ja yar /) / zubaida apa

_//_ k pas jana hai.

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Zubaida APA SMS - “Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye!!

“Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to gaye(cow)
ka khusk gober beech kmry me rkh k jlaen.
Machar ye kehty huy bhag jaengy,

Zubaida apa ye tmhara he kameena pan hoga:-D

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Zubaida APA SMS - Agar mobile ki battery low ho!!

Agar mobile ki battery low ho
OR
Ap ne zarori call karni ho to pahle
mobile charge kar lo Yaar aab zubaida
apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b
 totka batayen...

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Zubaida Apa SMS - Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon!!

Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon
to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se
kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi
Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay…

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Zubaida apa SMS - Wo kon sa khan hai jo pathan nahi hai…!!!

Wo kon sa khan hai jo pathan nahi hai…
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Dastar khan.
“Zubaida Apa” ky peheli waly tootky……

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Zubaida apa SMS - Date Pe Girl Frnd Ko Le Jana Ho!!

Date Pe Girl Frnd Ko Le Jana Ho
To Usko “Burqa’a” Or “Naqab” Pehna Lo
Is Tarha Shabbir B Nai Dekhe Ga
Or Munni Bad-Nam B Nai Hogi
 Zubaida Apa K Jawani K Totkey;;;

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Zubaida Apa SMS - Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein!!

Agar aap khud khush bomber ko dekh lein
toh us par foran Pise howe Laal Mirch,
Dhaniya Powder,
Pise Haldi,
Pise Adrak Lehsen ka 1,
1 table spoon or 1/2 Kg corn flour chirak dein…

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Zubaida apa SMS - Agar aap tarap tarap k marna chahte hain to ap!!

Agar aap tarap tarap k marna chahte hain to aaap….
Shadi karlen …. : )
“Zubaida apaa k Azmooda totky”

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Zubaida apa SMS - ‘Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiye,!!

‘Kisi k marne ki Khabar har kisi ko nai dena chahiye,

is tarah karne se!

biryani kam par sakti hai.

(zubaida aapa k matlabi totke )’

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Zubaida apa SMS - Masjid ke bahar chappal rakhne ke bajae!!

Masjid ke bahar chappal rakhne ke bajae
ek Juta 1 konay mein or dusra Juta dusrey konay
mein rakhnay se CHAPPAL chori nai hogi.

“ZUBAIDA APA ke jumay wale totke..,

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Zubaida apa SMS - ‘Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai.!!

‘Apny BED se pyar karo ye tumhara apna hai.

-Din ko aram karo ta k tm rat me so sako.

-Books pakiza hain is liye hath na lgao

-Koi kam kal pe na choro wo parson ya tarson b kia ja skta hai

-Agr tmhe parhne ka mann chahe to beth jao jb tk ye feeling khtm na hojaye

-Ye mat bhulo k study ek healthy activity hai isliye ise bemar logon k lye chor do.

A Public Service Messge frm NSF (Nikkamay Student Fedration) chairman zubiada aapa.’

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Zubaida apa SMS - ‘Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..!!

‘Faraz zubaida aapa ke liye farmate hain..

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

Apa kya khub ada tum pati ho,

ye totke kahan se lati ho…

Aapa replies..

Chala jaye dunya se jo, aata nahi wo lotke

ek baar jo Aazmale Zubaida aapa k totke…’

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Zubaida apa SMS - Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt!!

Agr Sardio Me Nahate Waqt
Pani Bohat Zada Thanda Lage To

To Pani Garam Kr K Nahalo
Ab Is Me B
Zubaida Aapa K Totke Hi Chaiye Kya.?’

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Zubaida apa SMS - ‘Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou!!

‘Chehre Ko Gulabi Krna Ho Tou
2 Eggs
1 Spon
Lal-Mirch
Phaint Ker
Chehre Pe 5 Mins
Masage Kr K Dho Len
Surkhi Ana Shruu Ho
Jaye Gi,

Zubaida Aapa K
Jaan-Leva Totke =’

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Zubaida apa SMS - ‘Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu!!

‘Agr Koi Apko SMS Ya Miscalls De Kar Tang Kar raha Hy Tu
Uska Number Facebook Par
Larki K Naam Se Likh Den aur Maza Dekhain.

Zubaida Aapa K Chechoray Totke.’

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Zubaida apa SMS - ‘Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs!!

‘Agar Tumse Zyada Taqat Wala Shakhs
Tumhe Maarey aur Tum Kuch Na Kar Sako

Tu Thora Sa Door Ja K Use Lanat De Kar Bhaag Jao.

Zubaida Aapa K Intiqami Totkay,.’

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Zubaida apa SMS - Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me!!

‘Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to ankhon me
Ek ek Drop elfi dal lain apko nend b achi ayegi
OR
Subh ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida Aapa k Andha Dhund Totkey,.,.,.!’

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