Happy Load Shedding SMS - KHUSHI k Lamhe kis Qadar Mukhtasir hOte hain

'='='KHUSHI k Lamhe kis Qadar Mukhtasir hOte hain'='='

'='='Abhi Pankhy ne speed pkri hi thi k phr lite chali Gai'='=':

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy

Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy….
Jese Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy…
(-,-) Acha abbu me
/)(\ chalti hon,phr aao
_// gi agle hafty:-)’

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Har RAAT Gham_e_Tanhaai

Har RAAT Gham_e_Tanhaai,
Har SHAAM teri yaad aai..
Laakh tujhey bhulana chaha,
Us se barrh kar teri YAAD aai..
Tujh se koi UMEED bhi wabasta nhi,
Iss DUKH se meri Aankh Bhar
aai..
Logon ne poocha ASHKON ka
sabab..?
Bus Mujhe kehna para.
.
.
.
.
.
“subha di light gai hale tak nhi ai”.

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - yahi aarzu hay meri

yahi aarzu hay meri……..
yehi ilteja hai yarooo……..
jidhar wapda walay milen lamyan pa
k litar maro’…’

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - America main bed se takiye uthaaen to

America main bed se takiye uthaaen to Dolar nazar atay hain.
India main bed se takiye uthaaen to Cinema tickets
nazar atay hain.
Or
Pakistan main bed se takiye uthaaen to hath walay
pankhay nazar atay hain…

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Main to us se shaadi karungi jo muje khush rekhe

‘Indian girl:
Main to us se shaadi karungi jo muje khush
rekhe or boht pyar kare
Or tum?
Pakistani girl:
Main to us se shadi karungi jis k ghar
UPS laga ho’

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Dil Jisko Dia Wo england Chli Gai

Dil Jisko Dia Wo england Chli Gai
Pyar Jis Se Kia Wo Itly Chli Gai
Dil Ne Kaha Khudkushi Kr Lo..
Hath Switch Me Diya To Bijli Chli Gai’

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Wapda alio Tuhadi Maaaaaaaa nu

***Wapda alio Tuhadi Maaaaaaaa nu . .. … …. …..
…… ……. …….. . . . . . . . . . . . .
V te Garmi lagdi hovy gi na?
Kuj anti g da e khayal kr lo..

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - different Reactions on Load Shedding

different Reactions on Load Shedding..

Islamabad: Ye Kya Hua? shit

NawabShah: Aray Baba Saaein chha theo?

Faisalabad: O Gai Aaa!

Peshawar: Oh WAPDA Khan kya Karti Hai Khocha?

Lahore: Lay Fair Mout Pay Gaye Kuttyaan Nu..

Karachi: Abay Doosra kunda check kar jaldi=D

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Bijli kahan se ati hai

Techer:
Bijli kahan se ati hai

Student:
Mere mamoo k gharse!

Techer: who kese

Student: Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon

ne phir bijli band kardi"...

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Bijli hoon ma bijli hoon

Bijli hoon ma bijli hoon,

Pakistan Ki Titli hoon,

Adha Ghanta ati hoon,

8,8 Ghante jati hoon,

Upar Pankha sota ha,

Neeche Banda rota ha,

BandY Ki jaan jati ha,


Bijli usko tarpaati ha,

Bijli Ma Nirali hoon,

Bohat Nakhry wali hooN.

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Kisi Ky Ghar Janay Se Pehly

Sunaihri Baatain.

"Kisi Ky Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lo"

"Waqt Ki Pabandi wapda Walon Se Seekho"

"Acha mehmaan wo hy jo apna hath wala Pankha Sath laey"

"Agr Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ky Pas Generator Ya U.P.S Hy"

"Azeem hy Woh Dost Jo ApKo emrgency light gift kary"

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Jab meri koi call Koi SMS Koi mis cal b na aye

Dosto, Jab meri koi call

Koi SMS

Koi mis cal b na aye

To

Samajh lena

K

Shahensha-E-WAQT

wapda k zulm se tang aa kr

Hath wala pankha chala rahay hain.

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Technology ki jung

Technology ki jung:

Google ne kaha:

1 word likho hazaron results dunga..

Wikipedia bola:

1 word likho hazaron pages dunga..

Internet bola:

mere bagher kch nai karskte..

Computer bola:

tu konsa mere bagher chal skta hai..

Ye sun k bijli hansi aur boli:

PUTTAR LAGNAY O SARAY.,,,

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Khushiyun ka mulk

Khushiyun ka mulk

PAKISTAN

1.Light aane ki khushi,

2.Bazar mein shopping ke bad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi,

3.Bus mein seat milne ki khushi.

4.Petrol ki qeematon mein 8 rupe ezafa ke bad 20 paise ki kami ki khushi.

5.Namaz parhne ke bad Khud-Kash hamle se bachne ki khushi.

6.Bus se utarne ke bad apne Mobile ko apne jeb mein dekhne ki khushi.

7.Masjid se nikalte waqt chapal mil jane ki khushi.

Khushiyun bhara PAKISTAN....!

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Har RAAT Gham e Tanhaai

Har RAAT Gham e Tanhaai,

.

Har SHAAM teri yaad aai,

Laakh tujhey bhulana chaha,

.

Us se barrh kar teri YAAD aai,

Tujh se koi UMEED bhi wabasta nhi,

Iss DUKH se meri Aankh Bhar aai,

Logon ne poocha ASHKON ka sabab..?

Bus Mujhe kehna para...!!

.

.

.

.

.

"Subha di gai light ty hale tak nhi ayi"

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Beshak Yeh Hum hi hain jo

Beshak...

Yeh Hum hi hain

jo

Tum ko

Qabar ka andhera,

aur

Hashar ki garmi yad dilaty hain

Warna

Tum tu

Qabr aur Hashr

ko Bhool chuky thy

.

From: wapda Islamic PREaCHING Project.

SABAR O SHUKR DIVISION Happy Life with out light..:p

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Light chali gai hai

Nokrani: Light chali gai hai

Meera: to phr Mother Light jala lo,

Nokrani: Mother Light??

.

.

Meera: uff u paindos i mean Mom-Bati...

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Happy Load Shedding SMS - Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati He

Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati He

"..Dost.."

Jese Shadi K Bad Beti MAA K Ghar Aati He

(-,-) Acha AMMI

<)( / chalti hon

_// 1 ghantay k liye aayi thi.

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