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Showing posts with label Faraz Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Faraz Funny SMS. Show all posts

09 July, 2013

Faraz Funny SMS - Sirf mohabbat he nahi dunya may dard ka sabab

Sirf mohabbat he nahi dunya may dard ka sabab
“FARAZ

Suna hai teeka lgnay se b bari taklif hoti hai:-(

Faraz Funny SMS - Ek hi kambal main ghuss gaye mehmood o ayaz

Ek hi kambal main ghuss gaye mehmood o ayaz,
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q k full speed se phankha chala k bhag gaya faraz.

Faraz Funny SMS - Tanhai Me Aksar Beth Kar Balance Check Kia Karte The

Tanhai Me Aksar Beth Kar Balance Check Kia Karte The
        "FARAZ"
Ek Begherat Ne Us Par B Tax Laga Diya. . . . !

Faraz Funny SMS - Faraz betha tha nadi k kinare

Faraz
betha tha nadi k kinare,

Bachon ne usko pathar mare,
FARAZ ne farmaya:
Falak k sitaro,
Zameen ki baharo…

Khoti deo putro,
watty te na maro….:-)

Faraz Funny SMS - Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan b ro pra

Us Waqt Meri Haalat Dekh kar Aasmaan b ro pra
Faraz

Jb Mera 70 rupee ka Red Rose parosi ki Bakri kha gai…!!

Faraz Funny SMS - Sochta Hon Apna Mobile Kisi Faqeer K Havale Kerdoon

Sochta Hon Apna Mobile Kisi Faqeer K Havale Kerdoon FäRäZ
==< <>>==
Tere r0zZ rozZ K pUraNe sMs ab Muj Se Parhey nhi jaate YAR.

Faraz Funny SMS - Wo ro ro kar kehti rahi

Wo ro ro kar kehti rahi, HAMEIN tum sy nafrat hai FARAZ,
Magar FARAZ bhi kehta raha ,
Holy Holy ho jay ga pyar balye holy holy ho jay ga pyar…………..

Faraz Funny SMS - Itne Khud-daar they Hum k

Itne Khud-daar they Hum k kabhi school nahi jatey they, , Faraz…
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Lakin 1 larki k Zauq-e-Deedar ne Mujhe Regular Bana diya…..,,,,

Faraz Funny SMS - Raat 2 bajy kisi ne bajai ghr ki bell

Raat 2 bajy kisi ne bajai ghr ki bell,
Wah wah…

Raat 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghr ki bell,
Faraz ne gate khola, Chokidar bola
…ALL IS WELL…

Faraz Funny SMS - Andheri raat thi

Andheri raat thi
Ghar pe koi nhe tha
Achanak awaz i
Mene dar k uth k
Ghari dekhi
to
raat k 3 baj rhe the light jalaai

to light gai hoi thi
Phir torch pkri
or dartay dartay eye door se dekha to koi nhi tha
mene dar k pucha
kon hy?
Par awaz nahe i
phr pucha
kon hai
to
bohot zor se
garajti hoi
ek bheyank awaaz i
main hun..
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“FAAAARAAAZ”
Chun chun ky badla longa Kameenoooo. . .

Faraz Funny SMS - Air Port Pr Sub Baithy Hain

Air Port Pr Sub Baithy Hain,
Urny WAla Hai JAHAZ
Wah wah wah
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Sb ayat ul qursi parh rahe hain Q K Pilot Hai
Faraz.

Faraz Funny SMS - Ghareeb samajh kar humy sms karne chor diye us ne

Ghareeb samajh kar humy sms karne chor diye us ne
….Faraz….
Kya gharebon k mobile me inbox nhi hota.

Faraz Funny SMS - Manzil par puhanchne ki talab hoti he jin ko

Manzil par puhanchne ki talab hoti he jin ko FARAZ,
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Rasty ma khary ho kar wo POONDI nahi karty.

Faraz Funny SMS - hat jaa00oooooooooooooooooo

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hat jaa00o!
Faraz ko bri muskil se aaj sasta AATA mila hy..:

Faraz Funny SMS - Ab to ßALANCE CHECK Karna ß Jurm Ho gaya hay

Ab to ßALANCE CHECK Karna ß Jurm Ho gaya hay “FARAZ”
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KuTTa ßheek Maang raha hay Tareeqey ßadaL ßadaL Kr…

Faraz Funny SMS - Main Tery Naseeb ki Barish nahi jo

 Main Tery
    Naseeb ki
 Barish nahi jo   Tujh pe Baras
         jaun...
    Faraz...
        Tujhy
     is garmi mai roz  khud nahana ho ga,,, 

Faraz Funny SMS - Biwi manao tay ammi Naraz

Biwi manao tay ammi Naraz,
Ammi manao tay bivi Naraz


Haey FARAZ!

Haey FARAZ!

Faraz Funny SMS - Meri aankhen rakh lo mujhe kuch khwab dedo

Meri aankhen rakh lo mujhe kuch khwab dedo
jis mai tumhari jhalak ho aesi shraab dedo
chalo choro sari baten aisa karo FaraZ
1 naan, 2 tikay or 4 kbaab de do(',')
<)(> Barri Pukh/" / lagi Ay.
Te gal sun chatni v dewin...

Faraz Funny SMS - LOADSHEDING se tang Aa kar Faraz Arz karta hy

LOADSHEDING se tang Aa kar Faraz Arz karta hy,
Mulk k haalat Dekh k Rota hun.
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"Raat men sirf kacha pehen k sota hun:p

27 April, 2013

Faraz Funny SMS - Us waqt maira sar fakhar say bhuland hogia

Us waqt maira sar fakhar say bhuland hogia "Faraz"
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Jab mairi Dadi bathroom mai girien owr dil par hath rakh kar boli
"All is well"