Noughty SMS - Bary afsos ki bt ha Pura din guzr gya,

Bary afsos ki bt ha Pura din guzr gya,sb ne mjhy wish kea mgr ap ne nai kia

Tumhein nhi pta?

Aaj

"KHOBSURAT" logo ka Aalmi Din ha?:-)

:p

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Noughty SMS - bhabi Me Apny Boy Friend ko Kia Dun

Girl:

bhabi Me Apny Boy Friend ko Kia Dun?

BHABI:

Us Ka Name Kya Hy?

Girl!

". HaBIB ."

bhabi:

Wo Dikhta Kaisa Hy?

Girl:

Wonderful,

good loking

Smart

Cute

&

hand some

bhabhi:To Phr Mera Jazz Wala Number Dey Do!

,__(';')__,

))

.*Oye Pani phenk koi jal rha he*.

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Noughty SMS - G oo oo oo o oo oo oo oo oo oo oo

G

oo oo

oo o oo

oo oo

oo oo

oo oo

oo oo

oo oo

oo oo

ooo oo

oo oo

oo oo

oo oo

o oo

oo oo

oo o

oo oL GAPPAY

K mun wale kabhi sms B ker liya kr

Tujy kya Lga Good Morning 0r wo b is Time

hahahahaha;-) :-D

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Noughty SMS - Ik purani kahawat hy k insan chahe jitna b

Ik purani kahawat hy k insan chahe jitna b gaya guzra q na ho us k sath salam dua rakhni chahiay.

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Assalam_0_alaikum.

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Noughty SMS - Mujhe apka autograph chahiye kya ap de gi

Boy 2 Girl

Mujhe apka autograph chahiye kya ap de gi

Girl Han kaha pe

Boy

NIKAH NAAMAY pe

( ',')

/ / O Teri Khair

_/ /_

Nayaa style.

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Noughty SMS - Aaj ki boht pyari baat

*Aaj ki boht pyari baat*

Kabi b Ye na socho k har guzarta din maut ki taraf jata hai...

Bal K ye socho K

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.

Hr guzarta din. Shadi k din ko qareeb lata hai... ^ (',')> O teri kher

<| | ye to mene / \ socha he nai?

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Noughty SMS - Hr Aasman me Sitare nahi hote

Hr
Aasman
me
Sitare
nahi
hote
Hr
samandar
k
kinare
nahi
hote
.
Hr
nazar
se
Ishare
nahi
hote
.
Hr
bahar
me
Nazare
nahi
hote
.
Hr
park
me
Favare
nahi
hote
.
Hr
jaam
k
pemane
nahi
hote
.
Sabhi
hasino
k
Divane
nahi
hote
.
Hr
gham
k
Fasane
nahi
hote
.
Hr
msg
ka
end
nahi
hota
.
Darakht
pe
lage
hen
aam
ja
k
tor
lo
.
Agar
kuch
reh
gaya
hy
To
khud
jor
lo
.
Ab
ghussy
se
muu
na
phulao
.
Mentos
khao
or
dimaagh
ki
batti
jalao
or
bijli
ka
bil
bachao
.
Mene
Apko
boht
pakaya
ab
Aap
kisi
or
ko
pakao
.
Itni
der
se
sms
parh
rahe
ho
jao
kuch
kha
p
k
aao
.
Mera
kam
ho
gaya
Ab
Aap
apna
hunar
dikhao
.
Aap
ne
parh
liya
Ab
doosron
koparhao.

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Noughty SMS - plz collect ur certificate

Lesson 1:Ki ku ki ki ko ki ku
.
Lesson 2:O ki ko ka ki ka o ki ka
.
Lesson 3:Ki ka ku ku ka ko ki ka ku
.
Congratulation's!
u have successfully completed monkey's language course
.
Now u r a smart monkey
****
(@@)
'(...)'
plz collect ur certificate
&
u r welcome to the "Karachi"Zoo.

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Noughty SMS - Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took

Your Silly Silly Two Eyes Took
.
away the REST Of My Heart
.
The Rest Of My Heart Was
Taken Away By ur Silly Silly Two Eyes...!
.
Samajh Nahi Aaya?
.
.
.
.
.
Ab Aa Jaye Ga
.
.
.
.
Tere Mast Mast Do Nain Mere Dil Ka Legaye Chain.
.
Mere Dil Ka Legay Chain Tere Mast Mast Do Nain.

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Noughty SMS - fruit kharab nhi hota

fruit kharab nhi hota, makhiyan kharab krti hain
wah
wah
bacha kharab nhi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain

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Noughty SMS - Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho

Teri zindagi me koi gham na ho
teri khushi kbhi kam na ho
dua hay tujhe mile ek pyara sa dulha

,
jis ka wazan


80 kilo se
kam na ho
(BOLO BOLO 'AMEEEENN.)

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Noughty SMS - Lekin Ek Baat Hai

Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti Hai

Ghar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai
...
Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,
...
5 Star Wali.......... zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
.
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.
.

Lekin Ek Baat Hai......
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Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai .....

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Noughty SMS - SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA

SHUKAR ADA KARO US KHUDA KA JIS NE MUJAY PAIDA KIA.....










WARNA SARA DIN MOBILE KI KHALI SCREEN DEKHNI PARTI.

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Noughty SMS - aaapna kam karo

A
A
AA.
A
AA/
A
A
A
AAAAA.
A

AA.
A
A

AA
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
A
AAA

aaapna kam karo.................

pagal............

hahahahahhhaaa.............

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Noughty SMS - Qarz Dosti ka ada kon kare ga?

Qarz Dosti ka
ada kon kare ga?

Dost na ho to
Dosti kon kare ga?

Ay KHUDA Mere
Doston ko
salamat rkhna
wrna Meri Shadi me
Dance kon kare ga;

<('.') '\('.')/' ('.')>
/"/> ) ( <\"\
_/"'\_ _/''\_ _/''/_
"Geo Mere dosto.

dhinka chika dhinka chika
Hy hy hy.

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Noughty SMS - AAJ Apko Film Sholay Ki Basanti Bhejta Hon

AAJ Apko

Film Sholay Ki Basanti Bhejta

Hon ok'(( ',' ))

                _/) (> //

Ab Ye Nachy Gi

.

.

.

. (( '.' ))

    <) (> / /

Nachi Kia?

.

.

.

Nahi Nachi Na?

.

.

Yaad Nahi Dharmindar

Ne Kya Kaha Tha?

.

.

.

Basanti In "KUTTON"

K Samne Mat Nachnaa.

Hahahahaha

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Noughty SMS - Dunia me 3 log Boht Masom or achy hain

Dunia me 3 log Boht Masom or achy hain(',')/

<)) 1 Main

_//_

Meri maa ka beta('.')yani Main

<((>

.//_

Or

3rd ApKa Dost

(',')

<))yani k Fer//main

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Noughty SMS - Boy and girl ek park me bethay thay k

Boy and girl ek park me bethay thay k pas hi ek kuttay ne kutti ko KISS ki

Boy: agar bura na mano to me B?

Girl:

Ok Per sambhaL k jana kahin kaat na Le.. :

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Noughty SMS - Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahanaa Hai

Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahanaa Hai,

Aankhein Milen Na Milen Lips Ko Milaana Hai,

Yehi Style Hai Sab Aashiqon Ka,
Kya Karein Yar….

Raj Kapoor Ka Nahe, Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamaana Hai

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Noughty SMS - Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo

Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T”

Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna

“STOP”

2nd day Beti:

MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha

“DON’T STOP”

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